Winter is cold, so find a way to stay warm.
A preview of stories to come this week:
Your brain is having trouble computing what you just heard. Your large, muscled, macho husband just asked you to peg him with a strap-on while you were sipping your first cup of tea. You haven’t even put in your contacts yet, and your bunny slippers aren’t exactly what you want to look at when you’re discussing dildos.
A PSA for Busy Parents
This week Hubby and I were disconnected because of the way life happened. Our kids were needy, the little got sick, and all the other parenting crap got in the way of intimate time.
The week didn't slow down until Wednesday night. The kids were in bed, and I let Hubby know that I’d be dragging him to the bedroom before we did anything else.
Hubby’s tongue was working circles around my clit, and I was mid-orgasm when it happened. The cry was piercing, and not in a good way.
The tiny human was awake and seriously angry. As it turned out, she had a severe ear infection, so there was no sleeping that night.
And I never got to thank Hubby for that orgasm.
Fast forward to Friday night. I dragged him into the bedroom again; this time I didn’t waste time crawling into bed. I bent over, resting my torso on the bed, and begged him to enter me from behind. It was fast and furious, and Hubby gripped my hips hard when he unloaded.
Round two, we took our time.
Even when the week tries to get the best of you, find a way to fit sex in, you’ll be glad you did.
New stories from me:
How To Respond When Your Date Says “I’m Not Ready for a Relationship”
How We Handle STD Risk in Non-Monogamy
Five Things That Make Men Irresistible
I Wear Lingerie to Remind Myself That I’m a Sex Goddess
Why You Need Consent For Choking
And authors I love:
Am I A Bad Person? Average Don Juan
How to Fuck Me Christine Stevens
Don’t Marry a Man Who Doesn’t Vacuum Jessica Valenti